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OTA MS PAINT 98 BITMAP DOG ADOPts !!!!!

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that looks like the title of an ebay listing from a thai herb vendor 

i expect to sell exactly 0 of them but it's the middle of the night and this was way too fun to do so here it will stay

~these r drawn with the line tool and the default colour palette of ms paint 1998 so its obviously limited please do not hesitate to draw them totally differently~

ONCE YOU GET ONE THEY ARE 100% YOURS DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WITH EM, name them, change the design, sell them for more than you got them for, take em home, cook em up with a lil spice.... idc its yours :) (Smile) Buy My Prints Please

1. STICK A FORK IN ME I'M DONE

they are dead (WHOOOAA SPOILER ALERT!!!)

they were a pretty blue pretty thing but one day someone mistook the poor pretty blue thing for a blue snack and chopped them and stuck a fork through their back.. they died n turned green because thats what ppl do when they die and now they spend their life after death trying to make sure none of their body goes missing and they carry an adhesive (pictured: Scotch® Magic™ Tape) to hold themself together and stay collected

their extremities are dark and brittle because they're like Dead and so it all starts to fall off, but they take biotin supplements daily so their limbs stay healthy and strong, at least relative to being DEAD. Smells Like Teen Spirit

likes Tape, glue, ferris buellers day off

dislikes Backstabbers (LOL) and forks

:bulletred:2. SECOND PRIZE (owned by ikirr !!!!!)

they are a lovely graceful emaciated grotesque greyhound or s/t. they always wear blue ribbon to make themself feel better because even though they're super duper fast they cant ever place first in any races because they have one huge eye in the middle of their forehead which makes for bad depth perception and idk how that would affect racing but it does

likes Trainspotting and Goldfish® crackers

dislikes the colour red, 3d movies, and 3d movies themed with the colour red

:bulletred:3. MADAME GRADIENT (owned by toucant !!)
i dunno theyre cute.

:bulletred:4. SPIKE (owned by KlLLTHESUN !!!)

spiky dog hmm yes.......mm... spiky.

did they shove a flail up their ass? we dont knwo.....we jst dont know...................

likes Spiky things and neopets

dislikes mace and 90s anime

:bulletred:5. I GOT YOUR BACK BRO (owned by yikz !!!)

a nor,mal dog........normal...its good,..nice and normal.....normal dog.....healthy puppy....Hello my Normal Dog, my completely 100% normal dog..its nice to see you....i can see things are not out of the ordinary with you..just a healthy happy normal puppy.

BUT WAIT! WHERE THE FUCK IS THEIR FRONT HALF!!!!!

silly it's right over here! whew!!! crisis averted! they just like to open portals from within their own body and partially travel through it so they can mess with people and scare the shit out of small children. but the portal end somehow reflects light directly inverse of how their body does normally. dont ask me how it works Im a docter.

likes Halloween, chicken, Aperture Laboratories, and rap music

dslikes corn and corn based products

6. SOCK PUPPET
nonconformist conformist dog with very very strong opinioins. they're the netflix and pizza type but they like PINEAPPLE on their pizza, which is yet another strongly held opinin that they will go to the ends of the earth to defend. they try not to acknwledge the fact that they look like a sock and attempt to draw attention away from it with edgy and unique hair and body art. theyre always racing to beat fashion so they can say they started a trend hence the clothes hanger around their neck. they have some slouchy beanie or whatever w/ googly eyes on it bc theyre edgy and unique and only one of their ears is visible. we dont know if their markings glow in the dark because they are afraid of the dark. 

likes netflix, pizza w/ pineapple, and being angry

dislikes people and darkness but not that kind of darkness


this was a goddamn essay someone had better like one:stare:
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sock puppet looks amazing  g